The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling > 자유게시판

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a bokep nearby bokep room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal memek Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. bokeh In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, %anchor_text% and memek sex as porn genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

crot In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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